dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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