How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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