is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
