Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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