Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
