When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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