"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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