I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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