If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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