he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You can't just leave with hair like that
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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