.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There r osticjed everywhere
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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