On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I skipped work to stalk him.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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