good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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