we have officially lost it.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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