I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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