i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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