i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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