No more Irish car bombs ever.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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