My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
