I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Nicole vs. Life
Jerry, you need to find god
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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