Grow some girl-balls and come out already
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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