just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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