Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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