he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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