Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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