Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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