On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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