my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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