do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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