love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The feeling are messing with the penis
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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