it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I have post one night stand depression
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