Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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