I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
