May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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