Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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