She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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