There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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