Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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