Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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