he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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