Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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