you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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