just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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