plz talk dirty to me
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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