No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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