are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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