this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
