On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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