ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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