Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
my liver is dry heaving
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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